"Eames! I found the source of all the trouble! This stuff isn't suppose to be here!"
They obviously want it at USA Network, because they think Criminal Intent is too dark for their viewers. Duh. The only reason a lot of us are there is because of Criminal Intent!
So we are sending Fluff to USA Network. We understand that if you buy it today at Buy the Case, your order
will arrive at USA offices on Friday,
perfectly timed with the 10 cases from fabulous anonymous donor at the Criminal-Intent.us forum - as well as many others of us!
Let's make a statement! Re-read why were doing this here and here.
Send your Fluff to:
Jean Guerin Senior Vice President, Communications USA Network 30 Rockefeller Plaza Floor 21 New York, NY 10112
Here is a copy of a letter I sent to one media outlet:
The fans of Law & Order Criminal Intent are ticked.
I am one of those fans. Over the years I have been taken for a great ride - the fabulous evolution of Robert Goren. He began as a precocious puppy and matured through adversity to a dignified mature man, all incarnations brilliantly and subtly portrayed by Vincent D'Onofrio. Kathryn Erbe’s Eames is his perfect fit. Yin to his Yang.
I don’t believe their stories are finished and know there is a huge need for intelligent scripting, acting and production. To my delight, Criminal Intent has always filled that role.
USA Network, who treated the show so well when they acquired it, dropped the ball after its first season in their possession.
They postponed Season 8 from fall to winter to spring, losing valuable fan support. They pushed Jeff Goldblum to the forefront in Season 8 promotions alienating the loyal viewers of many years and then introduced a lighter tone to the series. They aired Season 8 so badly out of filming order that not even the dedicated viewers could recognize the gradual and beautiful recovery of Robert Goren. Some week’s he had a beard, the next it would be gone, only to return again the next episode. USA did Vincent D’Onofrio a huge disservice here. And now it appears USA has offered insulting salary reductions to D’Onofrio and Erbe along with Eric Bogosian.
Vincent D’Onofrio built his detective into a TV icon and a template for a plethora of new lighter content shows. He has earned millions for NBC and USA.
USA is now willing to let him go?
Not if the fans can help it. The Criminal Intent fans are working hard to preserve at least one more season of Robert Goren, rather than the feeble single episode we are currently being promised.
Playing off USA’s quest for lighter fare, fans have initiated a Fluff Campaign. Apparently only fluffy Characters are Welcome at USA. So we are sending Fluff. Marshmallow Fluff. By the case.
We are Twittering, Facebooking and Blogging http://savinggorenandeamesnow.blogspot.com/ Postcards are being sent and emails are being written. We are not going down without a fight.
At some point I will mourn the loss of the Goren and Eames characters and celebrate the pleasure they have given me.
When they are gone from Criminal Intent, so am I. But not just yet…..
I am so *so* happy to see the amazing fan support taking place for this wonderful show.
If USA Network thinks Criminal Intent is too serious for their viewers and are looking for lighter fare, then they have sadly underestimated the fans.
If they want fluff in their programming,
we’re sending them fluff.
The Fluff Campaign started with Nantz at the Vinnie Vidi Vici Blog and has taken on a life of its own.
You can find it on Wikipedia: “In response to news of the impending cast changes, on September 27, 2009, dedicated fans of the series united and launched a grassroots campaign to save departing cast members D'Onofrio, Erbe and Bogosian. Among the more traditional methods of letters, postcards, email and phone calls, the fans included sending jars of marshmallow fluff by the case to express their displeasure at the proposed change of tone for the series to a lighter venue.”
Tell USA/NBCU that we want well-scripted and acted programs. We want our Goren and Eames for another full 8 episodes. USA's byline is Characters Welcome. Well they've just dumped the most fabulous character I've ever had the joy to watch. It seems USA only wants Fluffy Characters. So.....
Send your Fluff (cotton balls, Marshmallow fluff) to: Jean Guerin Senior Vice President, Communications USA Network 30 Rockefeller Plaza Floor 21 New York, NY 10112
As part of the Fluff Campaign an anonymous donor on the Criminal-Intent.us forum is mailing 10 cases of Marshmallow Fluff to USA offices.
also Thanks to Chrissy for this link People can buy Fluff by the case and there is NO shipping fee, which is excellent considering the weight of those containers. There is a flat handling fee of $4.99 per order, so I ordered 3 cases and only paid the price of the product plus the $4.99 flat. There was also NO SALES TAX stuck on my order (going from Maryland to Jean Guerin in New York).
Each case is only $27.48, which is less than Amazon, I believe.
Send your postcards (more than 1!) to Bonnie Hammer President NBCU Cable Entertainment and Universal Cable Productions 3000 West Alameda Avenue Burbank, CA 91523-0002
Visit these dedicated Bloggers supporting the Save Goren and Eames campaign! Thanks to Hannah at Make Gentle the Life of this World for contacting these wonderful blog owners.
As you may have heard, the latest news is that Vincent D'Onofrio will only be back to Criminal Intent for the Season 9 opener. Kathryn Erbe (Eames) will only be back for a few episodes as will Eric Bogosian (Captain Ross). From what I can gather, it's a numbers game. USA/NBC is only willing to spend so many dollars on Criminal Intent. It's how they plan to spend those dollars that drives me crazy. They are effectively dumping the actors who built this clever show.
As far as I'm concerned there is no Criminal Intent without Goren and Eames. They started the show, they have evolved the characters and they are its cornerstone.
This afternoon I sent emails to the following people and I would love to see many many others do the same.
Tell them we don't want to lose Goren and Eames from Criminal Intent and have no reason to watch their network if they do.
in addition, send emails to the entertainment business such as: Ausiello at EW.com; Nikki Finke at DeadlineHollywood.com; any and all of the entertainment sites
Tell them you want Goren and Eames on Criminal Intent!
Thanks to annabelleleigh on the CI-US forum for these suggestions!
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Here is what I wrote;
Dear (wrote to all of the above!)
I am completely dismayed with the recent news about Law & Order Criminal Intent.
Over the years I have been taken for a great ride - the fabulous evolution of Robert Goren. He began as a precocious puppy and matured through adversity to a dignified mature man, all incarnations brilliantly and subtly portrayed by Vincent D'Onofrio. Kathryn Erbe’s Eames is his perfect fit. Yin to his Yang.
I don’t believe their stories are finished and know there is a huge need for intelligent scripting, acting and production. To my delight, Criminal Intent has always filled that role.
I will mourn the loss of the Goren and Eames characters and celebrate the pleasure they have given me. When they are gone from Criminal Intent, so am I.
It is with sad feelings I post this entry. The news today is that Vincent D'Onofrio, Kathryn Erbe and Eric Bogosian are all leaving Criminal Intent - not sure of the details. I feel like I am losing good friends. At least I know I'm not alone feeling this way.
This list was compiled by my friend Susan. She sent this to me quite awhile ago and is allowing me to share it publicly! You will find the last entry particularly poignant today.....
Go right ahead and add things you've learned in the comments section if you wish!
Thanks Susan!
Things I Learned From LOCI
Bad guys do what good guys dream.
Schizophrenics tend to paint eyes and bi-polars paint fruit in wild colors.
Diamonds don't keep you warm at night.
Hope is for suckers!
When people aren't allowed to do what they do best, it makes them insane.
Chocolate frosting and white glue can look like filler for cracks in the bottom of a boat.
Revenge is all-consuming.
Partners who have complementary skills win!
People who have been institutionalized for long periods of time have a tendency to line up their peas and corn or collect small found objects to feel some sense of control.
The absentee father causes all sorts of problems!
Being frugal means no cleaning lady, no dates, no new suits, & no hobbies - except reading the laws of NY state which is free.
Lapsed altar boys have a lack of respect for authority and an obsession with bad behavior.
A detective's most important investigative tool is his/her library card.
The longest and therefore the best cigarette butts are found at subway entrances.
Compassion for a perp can get a detective in trouble with the ADA.
Some short men like petite women because they are a snug fit.
Institutionalized orphans can become imposters with delusions of grandeur.
Problems are just solutions in work clothes.
A car will stall after being driven for a half hour if there is a ping pong ball in the gas tank.
If a suspect's model boat has lint on it, check the dryer for clues.
Video game programmers often program signature moves into their games.
Doctors and nurses don't always heal - some maim, torture, cause the death of, or actually kill their spouses, patients, ex-girlfriends, and even their ex-husband's favorite disc jockey.
An ophthalmologists light scope can mimic dry lightning.
Botox is a poison originally experimented with by the Nazis during WWII to be used for germ warfare.
Frank Sinatra cut an album with Pearl Bailey in the 1960's.
Men who kill their wives usually only kill their kids if there is no one else to take care of them.
How the carpet has been vacuumed at the crime scene can detect the difference between suicide and murder. Take pictures!
Pay attention during blood spatter class. Many perps will try to fool a detective by not applying blood spatter forensically.
If you commit one sin, the next ones come a little easier.
Red ears are a "tell" for lying (according to Frances Goren)
If you want to find out if a suspect will faint at the sight of blood, cut your hand with your pocket knife, squeeze the blood out, and watch his reaction. If he hyperventilates and pressure builds up on his vagus nerve, he'll faint. Chances are pretty good he didn't stab the victim.
A straight guy who only gets aroused by wearing women's clothes, usually is also a masochist.
Never commit anything to paper.
Always check the garbage for clues. Even if there isn't any in the trashcan, take a whiff - the odors might give you some clues.
People often touch things to boost their confidence, especially when they are trying to remember something - like a lie.
The smell of Italian leather is intoxicating.
Don't bite your nails.
A little danger keeps you on your toes.
Academics are all talk and no action.
Sometimes a whale is just a whale.
Square vases are used by Soho florists - "uh huh"
Bastille Day is a holiday that is tough on relationships.
Mailing yourself information you want to copyright is called the "poor man’s copyright".
Antipsychotic drugs and antihistamines are contraindicated and can cause death if taken together.
If you take diuretics, you should supplement with potassium or you could become dehydrated.
When Bobby tells you to "Sit down and shut up", you'd better do it - according to Eames. (I know I would!)
Men taking care of their own children are not babysitting! It‘s called being a Dad!
Ezra Pound wrote "Civilization - an old bitch gone in the teeth".
PNN is where BG & AE get their news.
Hesitation before pronouncing words that begin with the letter "s" is the mark of a former stutterer.
In Moby Dick, Ahab's obsession is characterized by his dogged, unrelenting pursuit of evil.
A passive aggressive person does not confront, argue, or contradict his/her spouse.
Gula Gula Island is not off the coast of North Carolina. It is a fictional island from a children's television show.
Dry ice leaves a residue on leather when it evaporates. Liquid nitrogen does not leave a residue and you only need one drop of it to disintegrate a bicycle lock.
If you suspect a victim has been poisoned via his/her oxygen tank, check the valve of the tank for petroleum jelly which can hold toxins that can be inhaled through the breathing tube.
Facial tics are usually developed in early childhood and are sometimes considered disarming.
Butalbital, a prescription medication for headaches, can cause your hands to sweat.
Jail is where all the famous people are these days.
An inflated balloon, loaded with lye and placed in a box with a top that is rigged with a pin: a. is not a nice gift. b. will pass through any bomb screening machine c. only affects the person who opens it
A goat that "walks as a man walks" and talks represents the devil.
If a horse is bleeding from the nostrils, it has been overworked and possibly doped up. Check for injection sites near the hooves.
Quick release knots are very quick.
A micro frown is a “tell” for lying.
It is illegal to sell items out of your trunk on someone else's property without a peddler's license.
If one has handled heroin within the last 3 weeks and the heroin seeps into the bloodstream through any cuts in one's hands, it will show up positive on a tox screen.
Once a murderer, always a murderer.
"Cat's Whiskers" is a diuretic with a distinctive taste. If you suspect someone has been given this diuretic without his/her knowledge, check his/her sports drink. Never underestimate the power of a guilty conscience.
Copier maintenance workers who wear clip-on ties do so in case the tie gets caught in the copier.
If someone is wearing a live bomb, he/she probably won't hop down a staircase.
Ammonia and calcium carbonate are used to make silver cellulite - a primary explosive.
If someone sketches blank faces or cloudy landscapes, he/she is probably depressed and feeling numb.
Revenge is best served cold.
A sleepwalker with a gun is a perfect fall guy.
Vengeance gets you a mouthful of ashes.
You can repress the memory of childhood abuse all you want, but it always finds a way to express itself.
A man who marries a model is not looking for his soul mate. (Siren Call - spoken by Ross)
Idiots from the City are called "Citiots".
If you poison a food critic, you can kiss your restaurant goodbye.
A world of justice without mercy is no place to live.
Homicides are often irrational.
Venice is a very romantic city.
To reach Detective Goren, call 212-555-0146.
Titadine is a type of dynamite.
Computer software used to process and send video has a signature on the video itself.
When Moroccans speak English, they sound French.
Foxglove, rhododendron, and roses are the flowers of Ireland.
The most important thing I have learned from CI is Patience....waiting for new Goren/Eames episodes.
Happy Birthday Susan! So what would happen..........? (I'm closing my ears now!) I hope you get Everything you want (and can't you just hear him saying "everything" just like in Lady's Man?)
As we wait for news of Season 9, I'd just like to say that much as I try to separate the actor from the role, Robert Goren would not exist without the brilliance of Vincent D'Onofrio. He is why I watch Criminal Intent. I await each offering, wondering what he will bring to it next. A chameleon playing a chameleon.
In this video I tried to choose non-speaking clips.... Because he speaks without words.
P.S. You can take the "yearning" part any way you want! (the yearning clip is in there!)
Thanks to my fellow cimusers for suggesting additional clips! I already *knew* what you liked Susan!
If you are receiving this as an email update, please click on the title so you can watch the vid on the web.
What Would Happen Lyrics - Meredith Brooks
Electricity, eye to eye Hey don't I know you I can't speak Stripped my senses On the spot I've never been defenseless I can't even make sense of this You speak and I don't hear a word
Chorus: What would happen if we kissed Would your tongue slip past my lips Would you run away, would you stay Or would I melt into you Mouth to mouth, lust to lust Spontaneously combust
The room is spinning out of control Act like you didn't notice Brushed my hand
Forbidden fruit Ring on my finger You're such a moral, moral man You throw it away, no question Will I pretend I'm innocent
Chorus
I struggle with myself again Quickly the walls are crumbling Don't know if I can turn away